Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Get away from noise, other people, and clutter.
(or any stimuli.)
And clear your mind.
Meditate.Could I have some advice on how to be more chilled out?
do yoga
I am 'the most chilled person' on the planet. How do I do it? I maintain a peace of mind. I believe in myself. I don't try to be something I'm not. I know I'll be accepted by those that matter to me because I am confident. I'm cool. Inside and out.
Not only do I project this but I feel it too. It's a state of mind.
You don't have to join the Army to be all you can be.
Romans 10
Jesus can give you peace.
its your lucky day ,vata! I just happen to be the most chill vato in the world. I spend my time cutting vatos that are not chill.
Here's my magic guide:
How to become a chill vato/vata
step 1
Cut anyone you have any type of disliking towards(cut them good)
step 2
Buy a house trained puppy and name him killer...dogs are chill and so you will be chill by association.
step 3
Make sure all your debts are paid.(having debts make you unchill)
step 4
Drink constantly and always follow with chaser tablets.(numb the unchill factor and make sure you're still chill after the numb is gone.)
step 5
Do cut the director of your AA meetings and of course any employers you still posess.(this is kind of backtracking to step 1 ,but its very crucial)
That's it; you should be almost as chill as me by now
Have a very chill vato cutting day ,vata!
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