Sunday, August 22, 2010

So my Sister just became a Scientologist and she wants me to be one too. Any Advice?

She has already made a bunch of money, and apparently her Thetan level is really high. She is working on my test right now. I think this might be a good step for me in life.





Any advice from fellow wanna be Scientologists?So my Sister just became a Scientologist and she wants me to be one too. Any Advice?
Yes, just make sure that your own Thetan Levels are relatively high. I hear the auditing sessions are a real b*tch!So my Sister just became a Scientologist and she wants me to be one too. Any Advice?
There is no such thing as a thetan level in Scientology. And I seriously doubt that someone who just became a Scientologist recently ';made a bunch of money';. There is no test that someone else can work on in your behalf. So I'm guessing that you're being facetious.





In any event, getting interested in a philosophy (such as Scientology) or a cult (such as the Church of Scientology-which involvement, by the way, I don't recommend) is up to the person, not something one does because some family member (allegedly) did so.
A religion that pays you to join? And where do they get the money from? Let me guess: From their members. If you join, then you will become a member too, thus you will soon be expected to help pay others to join. Of course, one could argue that some of this money will actually be spent on those who hold the purse strings.


If you really feel like paying, why not try a religion that only charges 10%?
All I know about scientology is it was invented by Ron. L Hubbard a science fiction author, famous for going to jail for fraud and saying '; If you want to get rich invent your own religion. ';. That is enough for me to stay the hell away. *grins*





Practicing Shaman... quantum physics rocks.
If I'm you, I tell her that it's a very interesting concept and one which I would like to study more in depth and that a sisterly grant of say $25,000 should allow me to investigate thoroughly after which I will probably be ready for conversion. Try it!
Laugh. In her face.





Then try to get her in the witness protection program before they drain her of all her money and kill her.





That place is the delusions of a church + all the corruption of a church + the mafia in one place. Run.
hmm... to follow a cult or not to follow a cult? yes, a hard question indeed. i'd go with not following a cult. [it's against the rules of this other cult im currently involved in]





answer mine? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…
I don't really understand Scientology...but it sounds pretty corrupt that it's a church where you make tons of money off of it. Why not go to college and get a real job?





And really...have you seen Tom Cruise? He's a freak!!! Do you really want to be like that guy?
It's a manipulative cult. That is why, for instance, it is forbidden in Germany. Once you get in, it is difficult to get out. Don't do it.
Run away from your sister as fast as you can.





Why believe in a cult created by a sci fi writer on a bar bet?





Soon your sister will end up giving all the money she has to this cult.
Don't!!! Where's Dreamstuff Entity when you need him????? I'll try to find another question he answered about Scientology if he doesn't post.
Well, you should prepare by keeping things in your mouth (like your avatar pic), because you have to get down on your knees allot, and suck for all the money.
RUN!!!








';...her Thetan level is really high';





Yeah... since Scientology is based on a Science Fiction book, you might as well be checking your midichlorian levels to see if you're a Jedi too.
Don't. Seriously.
Idiocracy! Gosh darn it, you dork!





I was gonna come in here and sincerely warn the person asking the question, but it's YOU... so... I won't bother!
dont you have to basically pay your way into the ';church';





Scientology is prob one of the worst religious cults out there
I think you should take over Scientology and bend it to your own will...become an evil mastermind behind the Empire.





Yeah. That would be great.
well it sounds like your selling out first of all





and scientology was created by a man who didnt even believe what he was writting in so...
When you see a Scientologist coming your way, run in the opposite direction. Fast.
I was pissed when my sister became a Scientologist. So now I'm never going to sleep with her again.





Or yours, either.
Run away from her very quickly.
Do what you want, be wary of religions that ask you for money.
advice: run, run very fast.
Hahah, you're kidding, right?
Shoot her.
Uh... DON'T???
I would disown my sister for being so stupid.
Do what now?
Kill Tom Cruise...or at least slap him black and blue.
run like hell

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